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Cheeky Narrative

Sassy Christmas Postcard 6PK - Mix & Match or All One Design

$20.00

Spread holiday cheer... or whatever the opposite of that is. These sassy Christmas postcards are perfect for people who love the season but also kind of hate it.

This listing let's you choose:

  • 6 of the same design
  • A mixed 6-pack with any combo of the following:
  1. Ya Filthy Animal
  2. Merry Christmas You Whore
  3. The Fake Smile One
  4. The Therapy One
  5. Christmas To Be Over
  6. The Patience One

Each card is a sturdy postcard (not folded), comes with an envelope, ready to be written on, ready for mailing, framing, gift topping, or passive-aggressive holiday messaging.

How To Order

  1. Choose your Pack Type
  • "6 of the Same"
  • "Mixed 6-Pack" (Either one of each design OR Your choice)
  • "Surprise Me Mix"
  1. If you want 6 of the same:
  • Select design name from drop down
  1. If you want a mixed pack:
  • Either select the "All Mix" OR List your chosen 6 in the NOTES box at checkout.
  • Example: 1 Whore + 1 Filthy Animal + 2 Fake Smile + 2 Therapy
  1. If you want chaos:
  • Choose "Surprise Me Mix" and I'll pick for you. (You're brave. I respect that.)